W.U.A.M. (writers united against meyers)
Because, "twilight" is not a true novel.
Because dracula would eat Edward alive
Because Stephenie meyers can't actually write
Because Fenrir Greyback would tear Jacob apart
For members of team "tyler's van"
For true writers
For everyone whose tired of hearing about Twilight, sparkly vampires, silver volvos, or masochistic lions
For everyone who would like a paintball gun for every time they saw Edwards face in hot topic, FYE, Blockbuster, Wal*mart, Kmart, and The once respected bookstores.
This is for you