Deep Thoughts On The Titanic

 

Once upon a time, in the early 20^th century, there was this boat. It was a really big boat. It was what I like to call overcrowded. So I wasn’t on it. But anyway, a lot of people were. They were very happy people, mostly. Then, one night, the boat hit an iceberg. It began to sink. There was much panic. Terror was involved. Lots of people died. Not me, because I wasn’t on the boat. It happened in April. Seems like everything bad happens in April…

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[SweetPeachesAlways]

It's because of that darn April Fool's Day! It's all downhill after that, right?

[mattavelli]

Bravo!!!
This is masterful!!!
You cracked me up. :)
Have fun.