More not less sleaze, please! After all, we’re British MPs! (Poem)

Self-explanatory.

 

By Stanley Collymore

 

White Brits of every social strand, educational background

and equally the two recognizably known, time-provably

enduring, naturally biologically prescribed �" whether

by the hand of God Himself or through Nature on

his behalf �" globally commonly acknowledged,

correspondingly extensively accepted and thus reputably

honoured genders, in addition to those putative others

and perceptibly bogus ones dubiously rolled out in

these current times that numerous campaigning

advocates of them including these self-same

Britons, who in their absolutely perverse,

malicious at times and also perverted

delusions both pledge to as staunch

zealots of, as well as misguidedly

at best, and rather illogically at

its worst credit to themselves.

 

Then haughtily in their absurdly proselytized assertions

demand that the entirely sane and normal everyday

occupants among the British population at large

and comparably elsewhere in other evidently

autonomous and sovereign nations of the

broader world must likewise like them

diligently aspire to, amenably follow and naturally too in

this idiotic process, self-servingly, unconditionally and

unambiguously sexually capitalize upon. While, on

the other hand, similarly renowned for intensely,

purposely, most fraudulently and thoroughly

unreservedly propagandizing the already

well-publicized but decidedly none the

less phoney conception based on the

constructed moral opinion that all

white Britons aren’t personally

basically cautiously diffident

but are additionally overtly

respectably circumspect

when it comes to the artfully encouraged and

provocatively carnal inveiglement of sex.

Hence the well-drilled and absorbedly

specious UK mantra no less of: “No

sex please, for we are (and thus,

it’s to be intuitively assumed)

perceptibly, white British!”

 

A conjecture that very often and much more realistically

fitting in its subliminal, entirely far-fetched, racially

constructed and bizarrely employed execution, is

a most rigorous and rather purposely engaged

in state of affairs that from a calculatedly

white British, pompously affected and

even a self-evident and an evidently

implausibly deluded position which bears no tangible

resemblance whatsoever to what actually in private

at home in Britain, or more frequently so when

white Brits, either individually or otherwise

in their collective numbers, habitually go

overseas on their vacation. Every day

manifestations, from the customary

home-based cuckolding and their

regularized, adulterous affairs

that are actively engaged in,

wanton and unmistakably

clandestine displays of

chronicled situations

linking, on the one

hand, exquisitely

delightful and

romantically

meaningful

affiliations.

 

But on the other side of this equation is the

frighteningly dark side of the delusional

exclusivist, self-absorbedly pompous,

implausibly licentious, degenerate,

British privileged elites and our

MPs sequential, insulting and

predatory sexual activities.

 

© Stanley V. Collymore

9 November 2017.

 

Author’s Remarks:

So it’s a no-brainer, won’t you say, that as honourable and responsible MPs and naturally too as members of that coterie of privileged elites of Britain to which we justly belong that we’re thoroughly entitled, and entirely from the perspective if nothing else of simply who and what we irrefutably are and, of course as well, from our obviously elected legislative and decidedly advantaged positions to determine what’s best for everyone and de facto the entire nation.

 

And to that must additionally be added the immensely important and specifically bolstering portfolio, parliamentary-speaking, of what from our very own incalculably, knowledgeable point of view and personal experiences may superficially on the surface appear to be prima face acts of chance or even gross and serial immorality, but when carefully and impartially examined by us MPs turn out instead to be concerted actions of malicious and mendacious gossips or worst still malevolent disparagements that most categorically bear no semblance whatsoever to the honesty as apart from the calumny of the genuine situation being talked about, examined or media-wise reported on.

 

So please, as MPs we earnestly urge you to get rid of these spurious allegations about us and others our kind from your ill-informed minds, and both intelligently and charitably subscribe to the enshrined principle of due process in the face of these entirely groundless allegations that can correctly be likened to one gratuitously spitting in a gusty breeze. And fully accept on the part of the United Kingdom that, those of us who’re most honoured to be part of this divinely blessed and outstanding nation must reciprocally in grateful recognition of our MPs onerous workloads and unquestionably special needs accord to them the automatic right to personally and unceasingly indulge in far more and most certainly not less sleaze!