The Poltergeist

The Poltergeist

A Poem by David Lewis Paget

It started late on a Sunday night,
The sudden rattle of pans,
With nobody in the kitchen then,
‘What’s happening, Dianne?’
Dianne went pale and she looked at me
‘You’d better go down and see,
Maybe we have an intruder there,
Just keep him away from me.’

I went, but nobody there of course,
I didn’t think there was,
But two large knives on the cupboard were
Arranged in a sort of cross,
‘Didn’t you put the knives away,’
I called, but she was there,
Looking over my shoulder and
I saw that she was scared.

‘But I haven’t used those knives for days,
There’s something going on,
Somebody must have sneaked in here,
I tell you, this is wrong!’
I turned and I tried to comfort her,
‘There’s no-one in here now,
Just someone playing a crazy trick,
I’ll catch them out, somehow.’

But late that night, in the early hours
The bed began to shake,
Dianne woke up and she grabbed at me,
‘I think it’s a real earthquake.’
I tumbled onto the floor at that,
But the floor was still and sound,
Only the bed was shaking, quaking,
Just above the ground.

And that was only the start of it,
Strange things went on for weeks,
For things would fly off the table and
Plates off the mantlepiece.
A carving knife pinned me to the wall
By the collar of my shirt,
‘I don’t think somebody likes you,’ said
Dianne, ‘you might get hurt.’

Dianne had an ancient father who
Was mean as the day was young,
He hated me, and I used to say,
‘How did he stay unhung?’
We rarely went off to visit him
As he acted like a skunk,
But Dianne dragged me along at times
To show a united front.

Doors were slamming and windows cracking
So Dianne had to shout,
‘We have to visit my father, Dean,
It’s time that we went out.’
I ventured cautiously through his room
And called the old boy’s name,
But it was quieter than the tomb
And Dianne said the same.

We found him out in the laundry then,
He’d fallen in the tub,
Had gone a couple of spin cycles,
Oh yes, and here’s the rub,
One bony arm and a hand were out
And pointed, looking mean,
We knew then who was the poltergeist,
But boy, his bones were clean.

David Lewis Paget

© 2017 David Lewis Paget

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Haunting tales never gets old. Mostly everyone loves a good fright now and again.

Posted 2 Weeks Ago

1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Very nice tale written. Life can be trickery and filled with mystery. Thank you David for sharing the amazing poetry.

Posted 4 Months Ago

1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

A good haunting tale...great story...

Posted 6 Months Ago

1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Enjoying the humour cheers me up great stuff

Posted 7 Months Ago

1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

People seldom change, even in their death. The skunk still went on doing things he was as when he alive.

Posted 1 Year Ago

1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

A tablespoon or two of humour has made this less horrific but no less splendid DLP.
"Has did he stay unhung" - master wordsmithing my friend!
I guess you could smell this spirit - fresh laundry smell - before you saw it. lol
Hope you're well Sir !

Posted 1 Year Ago

1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Very Halloween appropriate. A bit scary for my bones, but, as usual, Well Done. Barbz

Posted 1 Year Ago

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Added on November 2, 2017
Last Updated on November 2, 2017
Tags: pans, intruder, knives, earthquake


David Lewis Paget
David Lewis Paget

Moonta, South Australia, Australia



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