Good Morning

The worst way to wake up ever

                    Good Morning

Ah damn she caught me I knew this day would come,

I always knew it would catch up with me and now I feel like a real bum.

She’s not talking she’s only shaking I know she checked my phone,

Gun in my face and tears in her eyes; there goes that morning bone.

No chance for an egg, no gamble for a waffle I think this might be the end,

Damn I knew she would find out that I fucked her best friend.

I couldn’t help it; I was high, I was drunk and I was strictly just blazed,

You were at work, her phone was done, it was raining, and she was wet in a tight blouse; as a man I was obligated to be amazed.

Wow that’s my gun this is just a damn shame,

I don’t have a good lawyer laying on the other pillow so yeah judge I’m the one to blame.

With just a smile on my face and a motion of my hand I ask for one last smoke,

She sarcastically smiles and points with my metal saying if it wasn’t this gun it would be a choke.

I inhale then exhale my thoughts then a barrel goes into my mouth,

I try to say give me just five more minutes but her eyes are saying her brain has went south.

Okay it was just an impulsive sporadic event like… like that s**t you could see on the internet,

But if this was Vegas I would’ve lost that bet.

You once told me you were attracted to her I was just having your back,

Trying to check on the thing without alcohol you lack.

Ah s**t she’s going to shoot me that was her best friend I knew it should’ve have been that one,

The girl that was her fake a*s friend; she should’ve been on the back end.

Let this be a lesson to my new or old friends,

Don’t f**k your girl’s best friend.    

Reviews

[B-poet]

Sex Karma can be a b***h if you don't think straight. Loving this one this one though.

[Liderien]

I def liked this. A very honest and true perspective. Very good, very good!!!!

[nigrum homonculus]

i'm not going to lie, this made me chuckle a bit, it was so honest it was almost comical. thats a good thing. but you need to break your paragraph up into stanzas maybe. trust me, it will flow much easily like that. its good nonetheless. had me entertained throughout. well done!