Side EffectsA Story by GalaxyGhostA Drug that has more side effects than cure.Ever feel socially awkward? Ever had a nagging feeling that you are always being watched? Do you struggle with the Truman Show Syndrome? Well, you’re in luck! With Luminusoxide, not only can you be free from the lack of confidence, you’ll have more insecurities than you would dream of! You’ll never not not be brave again! In fact, here are some words from our satisfied customers: “Um, Luminae-luxosi-laro-lumos, ugh, whatever you call it totally works just fine. Is that a camera?” Mr. McNabbitt “Ever since taking Claritin, wait, what? Oh, wrong commercial? Okay, then, my bad! Hahaha! Luminusoxide has been a game changer for me. Uh, um…I forgot my line. Line! Um, I can't read this...” Ms. Egassemsdrawkcab “It sucks.” Dr. Knowitall You see? Such happy people. Such. Happy. Customers. Buy it now! To order, dial the number (555)-BLOOP-555 If you call now, say the secret password, you can have an extra order of life hacks on how to use Luminusoxide as a laxative! Also, you will receive an extra order of life supplies of Luminusoxide (there are no refunds). Warning: Side effects includes: vomiting, chest pain, courage, nausea, bleeding, eye bleeding, toe bleeding, sensitivity, unable to read this sentence, death by bears, death by grills, death by Bear Grylls, death by Chuck Norris, unable to read this sentence--twice, blindness, deafness, muteness, uncontrollable laughter, uncontrollable hiccups following the uncontrollable laughter, poor singing following uncontrollable hiccups following uncontrollable laughter, Simon Cowell’s disapproval and disappointment of your poor singing following uncontrollable hiccups following uncontrollable laughter, unable to read this sentence, severe diarrhea, congestion, crying out real blood and fish, growing an arm, losing an arm, acting strange around that one person you’ve been stalking all week, blushing, bruising, please hold while I take your call as it is very important to us, and speaking another language in a demon voice. Thank you for your time! This message will now self-destruct in three…two…one! © 2016 GalaxyGhostAuthor's Note
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7 Reviews Added on June 10, 2016 Last Updated on June 13, 2016 AuthorGalaxyGhostUTAboutHello! I'm a student and writer. I love writing short stories of various fictional genres including mystery, suspense, fantasy, supernatural, and some poetry. Fun facts about me: -I write in jour.. more..Writing
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