Why Do I Love Him

Loves a funny thing

He gave me a lazy yawn
and rolled off the bed
scratched himself all over
and to the toilet fled
missing the bowl completely
and wetting the floor instead

darn it why do I love him..?

his hair on my pillow
and bad breath in my nose
lounging in my favourite chair
getting crumbs on my clothes
and when he breaks wind
oh my he really blows

darn it why do I love him..?

eating all the biscuits
scoffing till he's sick
grabbing all the goodies
and giving me the stick
and reminding me he loves me
with a promise and a lick

darn it that's why I love him
  ..my faithful little friend.

Author's Note

Go on ladies laugh I know you were picturing us men lmao.

Reviews

[Mehul Rwat]

A nice poem. I liked your ideas.

[pinkasylum]

Too funny, but soooooo true! all you boys know just how to get away with it too, just a sweet word or 2 will do! *wink*

[Dreaming_and_hoping]

I was thinking of a dog, especially from your first paragraph...
But anyway, nicely written ;)
Great job on keeping all the sentences around the same length!
I love this! (:

[E.V. Black]

Well, you have to admit that this can apply to husbands, lovers, and even sons. Dogs are totally applicable. They have absolutely no regards (they also don't have an advanced society as we do) as to politeness and manners. But, it's funny when they fart. Man, you should smell my dog's! Silent...but deadly. ;3

Very loving and very true. Haha, and funny too. I agree totally, heart and soul, with this poem.

[KimLove "The Beautiful ..]

Actually I knew you where talking of your dog. Only because I have one just like him. A big ol pain in the butt and I ask myself at least a 1000 times a day why do I love him? Then he comes and curls up next to me everytime I need a hug. xoxo I love this... But I did laugh but because it was so cute. Great job my friend...

It's funny ... I was thinking you were talking about a man, and not good thoughts either. A dog, however, now that's a different story! Very cute, have to love man's best friend.

[November Gold]

*LOL* You got me! LOVED it! I needed this laugh first thing this morning!

[VelvetRosetta]

Lol I sooo was thinking of a man, but awww its so cute when its a furry friend!
Like the way you tricked us...=p