Introduction

Introduction

 

For those of you who have no idea who I am, my name is Krystyl. Well…no, that’s a lie. Krystyl Lisoh is a clever pen name used to protect the people I will most likely offend in my writing. So you can pretend it’s my real name and I’ll pretend you actually care.

 

I am a self-published poet. I published my first book of poetry when I was 18 years old. Fresh out of high school and halfway through my freshman year of college I finally stepped up and did it. The writing was so-so, but my friends and family that supported the project made it more than worth it. Of course, I will always be writing poetry and more and more books of it will always be coming out so keep your eyes peeled.

 

I am an erotic writer. Now I know what you’re thinking, that’s not possible. Erotic writers are creepy old men who live in a basement all day and fantasize about young girls. Well you’re wrong! I am not a man and I do not live in a basement; however I can neither confirm nor deny the rest of those facts. My erotic writing just sort of fell on me, but that’s a story for another chapter.

 

I’m crazy. Of all other things you will learn from this book I want that to be kept the most important of them. The main point I’m getting at is the crazier you are the better you are at writing. I don’t know why, but there you go. So yeah, I’m nuts, insane, bat s**t, out of my f*****g mind. So sit back and enjoy the show.