Happy Poem

Okay, my wife said she was sick and tired

Of all the sad poems that I've written

She said I've written way too many

And maybe I should think about quittin'

She said, "Write something happy,

And give us all a smile"

I said, "I'm sorry, I just can't do it"

She said, "Yes you can, you're just in denial"

So, Once upon a time lived a dwarf named Happy

You know, from that Snow White thing

He was the one who always had a smile

And made all the other dwarfs sing

See, there was a reason Happy was happy

Did you notice he only had one tooth?

Yep, he really liked the Nitrous Oxide

Laughing gas junkie, and I've got the proof

I looked at his dental records for the past 20 years

And he's been there every day

See, he liked to snort the happy juice

Until the Dentist finally chased him away

Now Happy is Grumpy's twin brother

And both were as grumpy as can be

Til Happy first visited the Dentist

And they filled his first cavity

Well, now that this poem is over

I hope everyone's happy inside

And if you not, just go see your Dentist

To get a little Nitrous Oxide

Reviews

[afra]

awwwwwww so sweet .....awesome

[Underestimated]

cute. really cute, I love poems that make me laugh!!!