Vampires

Vampires Parody of She's Only 18

By Red Hot Chilli Peppers

Not Even 18
Don't eat no bread or scones
She took a short cut
To being fully grown

She's got those red eyes
manner like rose
The look of a young teen
A pair of thorny teeth

These double puncture holes
not leaking vital fluid gore
She said my lips you know
It's time to get my kisser wet
your neck I bust then once

your finished then I drain you dry
The last I heard from you
You were screaming "NO BABBET"

Rock the world right off it's feet
And straight into its grave
The book of death will

stirke your name after you are dead
Fascinated by the look of life
And what is true
Make a play for all the
blood and food that you will shed

I heard some Rumors
Out on the road again
To get your house built
Heres who I recommend

They like your bloodline
There like a Frankenstein
cutting that lone pine
Hern and Hert and their mill

It's understood you wrap
Your mouth right around my neck
You've got some red gore on your
tounge with a single bite
It’s not a love bite on my neck
You know you can check
The last I heard from Hert
She was screaming "resurrect"

Rock the world right off it's feet
And straight into its grave
The book of death will

stirke your name after you are dead
Fascinated by the look of life
And what is true
Make a play for all the
blood and food that you will shed

Rock the world right off it's feet
And straight into its grave
The book of death will

stirke your name after you are dead
Fascinated by the look of life
And what is true
Make a play for all the
blood and food that you will shed

 

Author's Note

Thinking of making a change to the second verse switch from The Vampires Hern and Hert to the questline with Lalette and Ava. I''m Also not perfectly happy with the Frankenstine line Thoughts?