keep

quiet

is this you dog

bark

how'd you get loose

are you barking at that cat

no I'm after the bird

did the chickens get out

no how are they

how many eggs in a dozen

well I'm missing a few

two minutes

I don't have time

did you get that newspaper

no they don't have

it

over

there

I have

a 

second

are you going to get that coffee

is it hot is it cold

serve yourself

what about getting something to go

Reviews

[Cherrie Palmer]

Reminds me of the woman who swallowed a fly. A very fun read.