The Other AsronautsA Poem by Samuel I Moth
Say we concede those maniacs are correct -
that snap-style instrumentation has zero defects, that nemomite boosters won't collapse at liftoff, say their fancy neofoam really gets down, Say if the spark ignites we're lost to their glory. Say CNN gets pumped - does a story. Say they've big buck backing. Say that's what we're lacking. But say our rocket is leaner by 44 sprockets. And say our luck is in the old family locket. Say their trig patterns prove 50 cast iron monkeys can cruise on a springboard of titanium and sizzle through outer-space with one click of a switch and the grace of a doe. Say they have reformulated the bad O-rings, Say the air shafts will seal (this time). Say they have removed the fatal burrs, that their tiny drinking straws won’t collapse, that each firing pin is triple-Teflon wrapped say they inspected and swear it is true. Say they rise on lift-off morning like cocka-doodle-do. Say en route they don't meet a mad Martian crew or get sideswiped by a you-know-who, or StarBoy 728 (Yes, his permit went through.), or get sucked up in the Big Black Hole that screams their name and number. Say their rear fins are not fibrous. Say we smile for our fins shine. Say in our express discretion, we would never use their kind. Say their astronauts are no flakes, that their helmet is not on backwards say none of the 429 valves will stick, although it happened to 33 last time. Say instead of bullfrogs they’re heroes pining for the moon, Say this batch is the smartest crew yet and did not draw the shortest straws. Say a micron gasket doesn't give way in that rough moon air and preserve them in their tracks, right there. Say the bullfrogs are now sweeping across the starry terrain say liftoff blast is sustained and they have made contact with Ground Control saying all is well, Say their pride starts to swell. Say something can’t go wrong. Say not a one breaks his toe on that twist-about bevel Or snags a hot wire at the 21st level much less on that nasty power pack. Say to see them screw up on CCTV would not be one helluva thrill. Say we work around the clock - on schedule and as planned. Say unlike them, we don't fund our stuff with shady beach-front land. Say post-victory catering is already in the wings Say infinite rows of smoky mini-wiener things cradled in ultra-soft buns, Say honey-glazed buffalo wings - (Say buffaloes fly) - and tasty spaceship cake - say this. Say all the trimmings will beat the band. Say big time karaoke planned - and say it will be a sold out crowd. Say the ceremony will be too damned loud. Say we weren't invited. Say we don't care. Say we are the enemy. Competing for the same thin air. © 2017 Samuel I Moth |
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Added on July 16, 2017 Last Updated on July 16, 2017 Author
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