I'd Much Rather

I'd Much Rather

A Poem by TadKent




I'd much rather fly a broomstick,

Much rather go to Charms,

Than end up somehow in a cannibals arms.


I'd much rather wear a cloak

That makes me shadowy as the night,

Than glow when the sun hits me, like some

fairy made of light.


I'd much rather learn a spell,

Receive Owl mail,

Than sell my soul for eternity,

and pretty much be damned to hell.


I'd much rather befriend a giant,

Fight a Hungarian dragon,

than worry about how I look as an immortal.


I'd much rather leave America,

than stay in Forks

and choose beastiallity or necrophilia.


So obviously you see,

at least when it comes to me,

there's no comparison between Edward and Harry.



© 2010 TadKent

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Author's Note

:) I know the rhythm is crazy, and the rhyme is inconsistent, but I did it for kicks. :)

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Haha. Amazing poem dude. Its about time someone stands up against the horrible monstrosity that is Twilight.
I don't like the Harry Potter series much either, but there's no comparison between HP and You Know What!

"I'd much rather leave America,
than stay in Forks
and choose beastiallity or necrophilia."
I don't know what to say. I'm rolling on the floor laughing!

I don't think the rhyme or the rhythm matters here. The subject matter demands the poem to be awkward, I guess. This poem had me in splits from the first stanza.

Awesome poem, mate!

Posted 8 Years Ago

3 of 3 people found this review constructive.


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wow. this makes me smile, i'm soooo much of a harry potter fan than twilight. nice poem, well, you used a subject that obviously captures much of attention. look at the total views and reviews :) nice.

Posted 5 Years Ago

I agree with you here, I love Harry potter, to hell with Edward!
Loved this! A fun read.

Posted 6 Years Ago

Haha, a bit of humor in this, this reminds me of the movies Twilight and Harry Potter a lot... nice write.

Posted 6 Years Ago

I can't believe this has almost 1000 views and 90 reviews. Stunning.

Posted 7 Years Ago

I couldn't agree more. HP4LIFE. :)

Posted 7 Years Ago

Hahaha when I read the first few stanzas, I thought, 'This has something to do with Harry Potter,' and then I saw those words which made me think of Edward Cullen.

This is very sweet. ^^

Posted 7 Years Ago

This is fantastic! So creative and fun!

Posted 7 Years Ago

I like the kicks! What fun and a great imagination, when does rhyme matter when the words are strong, why do we feel the need to rhyme? Drives me nuts!
This was my fave as I love owls!

I'd much rather learn a spell,
Receive Owl mail,
Than sell my soul for eternity,
and pretty much be damned to hell.

Posted 7 Years Ago

This is possibly just maybe completely amazing.

Posted 7 Years Ago

my hogwarts letter got lost in the mail. nice poem, brought a smile to my face

Posted 7 Years Ago

1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

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Last Updated on June 16, 2010
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