The Ballad of Mr. Hands

The basis for this piece was a video i saw of a man who was anally fucked to death by a horse. He is known only as Mr. Hands.

The Ballad of

Mr. Hands

Confusion awakens the powerful steed

      As he is guided into a dark chasm,

Excitement rises in the horse, indeed!

      And enters an untamed spasm

 

When the guys say, “Yay!”

      The horse says, “Nay!”

A mistake! They are soon to realize-

For the chasm is forever changed

By the footsteps of the powerful steed.

The chasm is broken

      And Hands a*s is smokin'

The race is finally done

      But only the Horse has won

Too embarrassed to cry

      And to tell people why

The horse calms down

      And the Hands finally die

 

Thus is the Ballad of the Hands

      That took more than they could hold

Don’t let it happen to you, my man

      Or you’ll die before you’re old.

Author's Note

When riding a horse, don't put it's penis inside your anus.