My Horrorscope on love!

just a bit of fun .

My Horrorscope on love!

I just missed out

growing up with

Aquarius by Cilla.

But I had my fair share

of the heavens above,

dawning upon me.

As the stars of my loves

came tumbling down;

in a splash of colours,

neon sign fireworks.

My Zodiac future

so far, was right..

except the planets did not align

symmetrically, peacefully

as one was foretold.

My Horrorscope predicted:

I would drown with

Pisces, Aquarius.

mauled by Taurus,

growled by Leo

fooled by Gemini's,

rammed by Aries, Capricorn 

only to be bitten by Cancer,

criticised by Virgo,

stung by Scorpio,

to suffer the imbalance of Libra.

My only salvation was to turn

to the Chinese Horoscope.

But that was unfavourable!

For I felt

I was a Dragon

strong, resilient, a slayer!

but alas

I was just a Pig.

a piece of bacon on the spit.

Reviews

[a Goddess in Panties]

i love this so much oh my goodness

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Poet I'm flattered!!

[Raylene]

This is unique yet i must say as a cancer myself i do not bite. I however enjoy this we put a lot into horoscope yet i like how you brought the personalities of each sign out in this poem of despair of unfairness of life, yet there are high points my dear to being a zodiac sign and to look at it that way will always better your day

[andrew mitchell]

haha of course Raylene. Being a crab for cancer hence I wrote bite lol and i just had to do a satirical take on horror-scopes lol Thank you so much for reviewing.

[Raylene]

Anytime dear I liked this it made me smile

[Pryde Foltz]

My Zodiac future
so far, was right..
except the planets did not align
symmetrically, peacefully
as one was foretold.

Great write, Andrew. Some superb penning:)

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Pryde for your time and comment.:)

[Elmarie]

Chuckle ....Chuckle very amusing as always. Are you a Sagittarius? Seems to be the one left out :)

Blessings
El

[andrew mitchell]

lol I forgot that one! No I'm a virgo lol Thanks El

[Lyn Anderson]

This one made me laugh. I am sorry, so cruel. My weakness for certain personality types makes my zodiac list much smaller. But I can relate nonetheless. Although I am the Rooster, got bitten by the Rat, who also was a Cancer.:)

[andrew mitchell]

lol thank you KLGoode, there is some truth in the stars as far as compatibility is concerned, that's for sure lol.