Vampire King

two other vampire stories else where i think

There seems to be this stereotype out there about Vampires. Cold, calculating and living forever, the only thing that quickens them is your blood. Yeah, I live forever, I'm cold, and I can be calculating when I feel like it! but, seriously, I've met toddlers more mature than me. Of course, they've been Vampires, too… But your missing my point! Years and maturity have nothing to do with each other! I may be the oldest vamp out there, but I've seriously collected no knowledge or expertise at all. Seriously, I only have a couple million in savings and the land I own no one else wants. Not to mention, my power is completely instinctual. I can save myself, no problem, It's saving others, protecting them, that is nigh impossible for me. Isn't that what a leader is supposed to do? Unless you want a puppet. I don't make a good puppet.

"….So yeah… I'm formally rejecting the position of Vampire King."

Whats being a vampire like? Like having a constant sore throat. So dry! So quickly!

"Thanks to your idiotic 'proclamation' anyone can become Vampire King!"