I'm In Hell

How many times do I have to kill your floppy wife?

She stares at me while holding a butcher knife.

She gives me a look full of malice and jealousy.

I don’t know why. I’ve never met your family.

I bought a gun from the nearest pawn shop

Right before the Mrs. tried to stab and chop.

She flew at me with some kind of rabid anger.

I shot her tits off with my itchy trigger finger.

She didn’t die. I saw her just yesterday.

She was in my house standing in my hallway.

When she turned to me she didn’t have a wound.

The bullet that she took should’ve put her in a tomb.

She ran at me intent on clawing out my eyes.

I wonder why this stuff doesn’t happen to other guys.

I’m going insane or the world is a mess.

I drop kicked her and hit her in the pancreas.  

After that she should’ve fallen like a tree

But stood her ground like she was on PCP.

Before she could return to clawing at my face

 I cracked her skull with a ceramic vase.

I’d call the cops, but all they’d do is point and laugh.

They won’t believe me until my head is cleaved in half.

 

How many times must I kill the Catholic priest

With glowing red eyes and teeth like a beast?

He taps at my window at all hours of the night

Because he sizzles everytime he’s hit by sunlight.

I can’t sleep. I lay awake inside my bed

Wondering why these wretches want me dead.

I don’t know when or where these demons will attack

And leave an ax in the center of my back.

 

How many times will a w***e offer me sex?

She takes credit cards and also welfare checks.

I try to pull away, but she has an iron grip.

She tries to kiss me with herpes growing on her lip.

 

How many times have I committed suicide?

I wake the next day as if I haven’t died.

I’ve tried poison, a bullet, and I tried to hang.

I just get resurrected in a lot of pain.

(I’m in hell.)

 

 

Reviews

[Mercury Mirrors]

o.0 Nightmares...hehe I had a mardi gras mask following me around once...for real, came right out of my dream. This made me freak out in class. I started looking out the window next to me expecting a demon preist XD nice job. *stares at the window nervously* ehh...

[Tania Leigh]

Ooooh, I remember this one :-)

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