Love Doctor

A tale about being love sick.

I went to the Love Doctor and I told him I was depressed

The Love Doctor replied, "You have some emotions that are repressed."

Then I told the Love Doctor, oh boy I confessed

I confessed, "Love Doctor! I have a crush on a woman!"

The Love Doctor wanted a pulse, so I gave him my hand

Then I stared at the Love Doctor and he said, "I don't understand."

 

The Love Doctor is a man, a man indeed

Find an article about his creed and just read

If you need to succeed, he'll bring you up to speed

 

I yelled at the Love Doctor, "I've never felt this way before!"

The Love Doctor gave me some drugs and said, "This will make your mind soar."

Then I corrected the Love Doctor and said, "It only made me roar."

I asked the Love Doctor, "Should I stay as a friend?"

The Love Doctor asked me, "Do you want it to end?"

Then I cycled the question to the Love Doctor again and again

 

The Love Doctor is a man, a man indeed

Find an article about his creed and just read

If you need to succeed, he'll bring you up to speed

 

I spoke to the Love Doctor and said, "I am a fool."

The Love Doctor thought was she that cruel?

Then I said to the Love Doctor, "She's only in high school."

I hurried to the Love Doctor and I told him I have a hole I need to fill

The Love Doctor looked and said, "You are just ill."

Then I left the Love Doctor with my prescription for one pill

 

The Love Doctor is a man, a man indeed

Find an article about his creed and just read

If you need to succeed, he'll bring you up to speed

Author's Note

I'll leave your imagination to go wild when it comes to that "one pill"