Miha-med Quick Reference

Drug : love

Class: stimulant, 

Indications: loneliness, heart failure, sadness, being human

Mechanism of action:

By binding to receptors in the brain, fully saturating them with thoughts of someone, the mind becomes unable to think of anything else. Stimulates release of dopamine, and eventually tingling feeling in stomach.

Contraindications:  N/A

Side effects:

Inability to focus on other tasks

Loss of appetite

Nausea and/or vomiting

Cliche poem writing

Upset stomach

Emotional eating

Consistent auscultation of achy-breaky music

Warning :

Severe side effects include but are not limited to:

Loss of GPA & motivation

Depression

Inability to perform work-related tasks

Soul death

*Studies conducted on overly dramatic naive college students may not show same effects on other groups of population *