Haiku Jester

Haiku Jester

I heard in the News

Blond tried to take her own life

Shot up her mirror

 

 

Blond dyed her hair black

Believed it would make her smart

She still failed the test

 

 

Blond dyed her hair red

To make Christmas come sooner

Surprise! Trick or Treat

 

 

Can you tell I’m blond

By my silly Haiku jokes

But I’m not really

 

 

I’m a bottle blond

Not the ditsy blond at all

Since the gray hair came

 

 

So let’s try again

Before I dye those gray roots

I’ll tell some smart jokes

 

 

Invited to dine

Offered to do the dishes

My host called his dog

 

 

Dogs washing dishes

I said this I want to see

That dog came drooling

Reviews

[Jimmy Greenie]

I like it a lot. Brilliant!

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great haiku i likt it alot