Halloween Tighty Whities

Short humorous story about how a poor little boy who has no money for a Halloween costume, creates one to go Trick or Treating .

There is this little poor boy who wants to go trick or treating,but has no money to buy a costume .   So to come up with a costume he puts a pair of underwear on his head.

The little boy knock on the door of the first house he notice is handing out candy to children.

The door open and and a woman dressed as a cat greets him and robotically put candy in his bag.

With a fake smile the woman tries to hide here bewilderment by the boy standing in the door way with a pare underwear on his head,she asks," What are you suppose to be?"

The little boy replies," An A*s Hole! "

Written By Stephen J. Vattimo

October 18, 2013