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The Hot Tub 4sum

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The Night She Had 5

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I am a new writer (male) who writes about fictional and true experiences that involve VERY ADULT and EXPLICIT content. People with Open Minds only please. Conservative individuals, this is your warning. =) I hope you like my work, I spend alot of time working on these writings. I find inspiration from life experiences, some from true events and some that I hope to come true.

Sincerly Yours
XeroticX

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Kelley

Posted 5 Months Ago

Hello Kitty AR-15 Parts - Picture for Me

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A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally got to the checker, she learned one of her items had no price. She thought she'd die of embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear, "Price check on lane thirteen. Tampax. Supersize."

As if that wasn't bad enough, the person looking for the price misunderstood the word "Tampax" for "Thumbtacks." In a businesslike tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom, "Do you want the kind you push in with your thumb or the kind you pound in with a hammer?"

7 Blonde Inventions

1.Tricycle kickstand
2.Solar flashlight
3.Fire proof matches
4.Inflatable dartboard
5.Glass hammer
6.Black light bulb
7.Boomerang grenade

Kelley

Posted 8 Months Ago

XeroticX

Posted 1 Year Ago

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