COLLYMORE Writing

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Sophie Winkleman: less clever than the fanny she used as bait to social climb into the Windsors!

Sophie Winkleman: less clever than the fanny she u..

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The Saxe-Coburg-Gothe-Mountbatten-Windsor scum; nowt really but a living medieval museum!

The Saxe-Coburg-Gothe-Mountbatten-Windsor scum; no..

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Gary Goldsmith - pimp and drug dealer! Reinforcing this, also an aptly convicted vicious wife beater

Gary Goldsmith - pimp and drug dealer! Reinforcing..

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Instinctively humane and crucially distinctly immaculately cultured!

Instinctively humane and crucially distinctly imma..

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Kate Middleton’s stupidity intensifies, attendant with her craven yen for fickle relevance!

Kate Middleton’s stupidity intensifies, attendan..

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Narcissistic Piers Morgan the odious, psychopathic creep who hacked a dead girl's voicemail!

Narcissistic Piers Morgan the odious, psychopathic..

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Rebecca English! Truly surprised this poor excuse for a journalist and a slapper besides is even wed

Rebecca English! Truly surprised this poor excuse ..

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William protecting Harry? Utter crap! He gets the palace flunkies to do his dirty work!

William protecting Harry? Utter crap! He gets the ..

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Progressively outstanding and very much needed legislation, PM Jacinda Ardern!

Progressively outstanding and very much needed leg..

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William Windsor - believably relevant to mankind as cuckolded azoospermiacs are to human fertility!

William Windsor - believably relevant to mankind a..

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