Aly Jones : Writing

#6: Dress up like a giant five-year-old, and every time someone comes by say, “I lost my Mommy.”

#6: Dress up like a giant five-year-old, and every..

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I grinned hugely as I waited for Trevor to walk by me. I bet you’re thinking, Oh, no! What is Crazy going to do to Trevor? Well, nothing reall..
#7: Whenever the Wal-Mart police / employees come by, say, “Uh-oh! Gotta run!”

#7: Whenever the Wal-Mart police / employees come ..

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“No, Annette, I will not wear this dumb uniform,” Trevor said, shaking his head. I looked at the police uniform. What could be so b..
#8: Jump into the fish tank and yell, “I’m swimming at the beach!”

#8: Jump into the fish tank and yell, “I&rsq..

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Trevor stared at the list. “You’re not seriously going to do this, are you?” he asked uneasily. I nodded, grinning cheekily at ..
#9: Run around screaming for no reason.

#9: Run around screaming for no reason.

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Just keep running; just keep running, I thought in a singsong voice as I ran around screaming. I finally stopped, and put my hands on my knees as I ..
#10: Take all the phones and call random people.

#10: Take all the phones and call random people.

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I giggled as I ran away from Trevor. He has no idea that I stole his phone… I ran all the way across Wal-Mart, and then plopped down on my..
#11: Take all the clothes, try them on, and walk around with a giant stack of clothes while singing

#11: Take all the clothes, try them on, and walk a..

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“Oh yeah! Come on! You get the limo out front! Hottest styles, every shoe, every color!” I sang, horribly off key. I pose in front of th..
#12: Take some of the toy phones, press millions of buttons, and pretend to be talking to someone.

#12: Take some of the toy phones, press millions o..

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I walked straight to the cheap-toys section. I ripped open the plastic covering on the fake phones, still fuming over Trevor. “Stupid boy..
#13: Turn all the TVs onto random channels, and run around, screaming, “There are people stuck in th

#13: Turn all the TVs onto random channels, and ru..

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“Annette!” Trevor yelled. “Where are you?” I stayed behind the counter in the middle of the electronics section, lying ..
#14: Scream the lyrics to different songs while skipping around.

#14: Scream the lyrics to different songs while sk..

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“So, why are we running?” Sarah asked. “Because Trevor’s a big poopie head!” I yelled loud enough for him to hear..
#15: Find a toy car that you can get in, and every time someone comes by, make car noises.

#15: Find a toy car that you can get in, and every..

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Sarah and I giggled as we found those cutesy little cars that younger kids would get in and ride around with. I hopped in the Barbie jeep, and Sarah..