Elton Camp
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Charles Darwin Shocks the WorldA Poem by Elton CampHere is some food for thought. |
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Mars to Appear as Large as the MoonA Poem by Elton CampWhat a sight that would be! |
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The Food Industry Lays an EggA Poem by Elton CampI feel a bit unwell. |
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Bernie Madoff Builds a PyramidA Poem by Elton CampIt is hard to cheat an honest man. |
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Your Call Is Important to UsA Poem by Elton CampAbout automated telephone systems. |
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A Vacation to the MoonA Poem by Elton CampDue to weightlessness, the captain has requested that passengers remain in their seats with belts fastened. |
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Lies We All TellA Poem by Elton CampKnowing when to lie is an essential social grace. |
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Holy Willie's Prayer UpdatedA Poem by Elton CampA rewrite of the Burns poem that eliminates unfamiliar words and heavy dialect. |
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Out of OdorA Story by Elton CampA trip through rural Mississippi. |
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The Healing of the ComputerA Story by Elton CampMy brief career as a faith healer. |