Elton Camp
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Paying With a Million Dollar BillA Poem by Elton CampSorry, I don't have anything smaller. |
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Why I Do Not Give To Most CharitiesA Poem by Elton CampNo, that's not something I want to do. |
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Don't Believe Everything You HearA Poem by Elton CampBe a trusting person, but always verify. |
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A Memorial to Dead CowsA Poem by Elton CampIs there no limit to the silliness of PETA? |
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Paying to Get Your Book PublishedA Poem by Elton CampThink! Publishers are supposed to pay you. |
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The Holiday MealA Poem by Elton CampHe made a miscalculation. |
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The Distracted DriverA Poem by Elton CampSue had a sudden change of diet. |
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The Laughing LeaderA Poem by Elton CampWhat's that sound coming from the White House? |
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Diviv Noitanigami's Fantastic ExperienceA Story by Elton CampAre you willing to consider the possibility? |
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Putting Pants on One Leg at a TimeA Poem by Elton CampIt's tired to lay that tired old expression to rest. |