Elton Camp
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"Stealers-Keepers" Is Being QuestionedA Poem by Elton CampShould stolen property be returned to its original owner? |
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Fire Will Come Down From HeavenA Poem by Elton CampThe preacher relates his prophetic dream. |
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Hello Dear in the Name of the LordA Poem by Elton CampLet me send my millions to you. |
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When I Appeared on Jeopardy!A Poem by Elton CampI expected to win big. |
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It Doesn't Need To Be BiggerA Poem by Elton CampYours is too big already. |
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How To Look Busy At WorkA Poem by Elton CampDo this. It works every time. |
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McDonald's to Mom: Bug OffA Poem by Elton CampProfessor banned from entering eight McDonald's locations. |
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Quick, Igor, Fetch the SubjectA Poem by Elton CampDr. Fraggle discovers a new formula. |
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Marilyn Gets TrickedA Poem by Elton CampIf you celebrate Halloween, beware! |
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Old Ain't DeadA Poem by Elton CampFlossie still had a lot going for her. |