Elton Camp
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Our Marvelous 1949 FordA Poem by Elton CampIt was our family's first new car. |
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Jody's Fishing TripA Poem by Elton CampBuilding childhood memories. |
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A Redneck Visits the Eiffel TowerA Poem by Elton CampWhat a waste of good iron. |
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What's That Horrible Sound?A Poem by Elton CampIf you live in the South, go outside and listen. |
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Lucinda's Prom DateA Poem by Elton CampAll eyes were on Lucinda when she arrived at the prom. |
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The School BulliesA Poem by Elton CampThe current crop of bullies may become murderers. |
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The Three Little PigsA Poem by Elton CampAn alternate version of this familiar story. |
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She Will Sleep for FoodA Poem by Elton CampOnce you decide to keep her, there's no turning back. |
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My LimousineA Poem by Elton CampI want everybody who's been mean to me to be green with envy. - Scarlett O'Hara |
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Back to the Eye Foundation HospitalA Poem by Elton CampI'll look like Frankenstein for a couple of weeks. |