Elton Camp
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The BribeA Poem by Elton CampJust stick this into your pocket. |
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Married Too YoungA Poem by Elton CampThey found out the hard way. |
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The Couch PotatoA Poem by Elton CampTony is treading on thin ice. |
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The President's NightmareA Poem by Elton CampThe president dreams about Osama bin Laden. |
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Curl Up and DyeA Poem by Elton CampThere must be lots of strange cosmetologists out there. |
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A Good Christian?A Poem by Elton CampOn Sunday, sugar won't melt in her mouth. |
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Water on the RoadwayA Poem by Elton Camp"It looks safe enough to me." |
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The Day of the TornadoesA Poem by Elton CampIt was a day of unremitting horror. |
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Alcohol Impairs JudgmentA Poem by Elton CampNot my usual humor poem. Not intended for minors, please. |
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Have I Got a Deal for YouA Poem by Elton CampAn encounter with a Sidewalk Vendor |