Elton Camp
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Alligators in the SewersA Poem by Elton CampAre NYC sewers crawling with alligators? |
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The President and the MicrophoneA Poem by Elton CampWait, is this thing turned on? |
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The Heist of the Kidney BeansA Poem by Elton CampThe thief got a shock when he reached home and checked his loot. |
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In Memory of Hattie McDanielA Poem by Elton CampA great lady and a talented actress. |
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Prices May Rise Without NoticeA Poem by Elton CampThe price at the end of the fill-up is what you pay. |
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Out at Night Too LateA Poem by Elton CampThere was only darkness all around. |
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When Somebody Criticizes My PoemsA Poem by Elton CampYou better watch it, Bub. : ) |
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You Will Freeze That WayA Poem by Elton CampLies we tell our children. |
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Drunk as a DogA Poem by Elton CampWhat a comparison. |
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The Reality of Married LifeA Poem by Elton CampAsk anyone whose been married a long time. |