Elton Camp
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Spending My Income Tax RefundA Poem by Elton CampWhat luxury will I buy? |
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Loans of the Future?A Poem by Elton CampAnd don't forget the nine-tenths. |
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Of Spinach and WomenA Poem by Elton Camp"Everybody to his own taste," the man said when he kissed the cow. |
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Racial ProfilingA Poem by Elton CampIt's a fact of life for minorities. |
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PETA Condemns the Pied PiperA Poem by Elton CampA rat is a boy is a rat. |
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A Victim of SlanderA Poem by Elton CampGood deeds rarely go unpunished. |
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"Duh" May Be the Only Word That FitsA Poem by Elton CampHow else could it be described? |
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A Caveman on the ProwlA Poem by Elton CampNever mind the flowers and candy. |
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A Visitor from JapanA Poem by Elton CampRadiation is here, but never fear. |
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Our Neighbor the Nuclear PlantA Poem by Elton CampAn uneasy feeling. |