Elton Camp
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On Seeing the Mona LisaA Poem by Elton CampIt may once have been a fine painting, but not anymore. |
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Stumbling Onto a Porn WebsiteA Poem by Elton CampI couldn't believe what I saw. |
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The Cast of he Dukes of HazzardA Poem by Elton CampThe real star of the show. |
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A Mistake RewardedA Poem by Elton CampMaking the best of a bad situation. |
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The Queen OnlineA Poem by Elton CampTheQueen moves into the modern world. |
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The GossipA Poem by Elton CampA gossip gets what's coming to her. |
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Don't Play With FireA Poem by Elton CampJack learns a painful lesson. |
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Goodbye, Mrs. SprattA Poem by Elton CampWatch your triglyceride level, lady. |
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Missing the PointA Poem by Elton CampFollowing the letter of the law. |
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Setting a digital clock.A Poem by Elton CampA limerick. |