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A girl from Tahiti

A girl from Tahiti

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There once was a girl from Tahiti Who when drunk would give flashes of t***y One day in December Her nips were dismembered By the cold, such a te..
A Spillage of Milk

A Spillage of Milk

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There once was a lady of Spain Whose breasts were a terrible pain They grew too large And began to discharge But they took several hours to drai..
A Man from Colraine

A Man from Colraine

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There once a manfrom Colraine With a penis instead of a brain He thought about sex And nothing else, one suspects But occasionallyhow to refrai..
A Man from Bombay

A Man from Bombay

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There once was a man from Bombay Who always denied being gay But one day he was found To be bumming around And while doing so shouting 'wahay!' ..
A Man from Carlisle

A Man from Carlisle

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There once was a man from Carlisle Who hadn't been laid in a while The love doctor said What do you do in bed To which he replied, 'versatile'
Sweet Jesus

Sweet Jesus

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If Christ had been made out of chocolate It would need some historic review But Communion would draw more to church than before To partake of a ch..
Jesus is made up!

Jesus is made up!

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If I had been at Golgotha I would have shouted 'Beautifyhim' Instead they wouldhave painted Christ It would have been more edifying They would h..
As

As

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I am as playful as a plethora of platypi, posing provocatively in plimsolls while producing post-modern portraits with a purloined pack of Plasticin..
Monopoly Guy

Monopoly Guy

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An old man was a fan of Monopoly Andnevertheless played it sloppily He bought all the utilities Butin his senility His waterworks didn't work prop..
Bullets and Lipstick

Bullets and Lipstick

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Bloody bullets make For unusual lipstick - Truly dangerous