MondaineGarcon

MondaineGarcon

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About Me

i try to write everyday and to write about everyday things.

I've actually been writing a lot in the exploitation genre lately. got caught up with John Waters and August Underground and all that terrible s**t. but i love this genre of storytelling, and I'm not climbing out of this swamp, so sorry for what I post.

i mostly only post first drafts, but I'd appreciate any feedback, reviews, critiques, impressions, interpretations, etc. thank you for reading.

all of my stories/posts are fiction, including those which are first-person narratives. i do not necessarily believe in or support any messages within any of my stories.

if you are polite and have a question about writing, please message me; i'll do my best to help you out. write on!

what other writers are saying about me:
"you have an odd sense of humor" - Andronicus
"I like you but you are weird and your experimental writing makes my brain hurt" - Poet Face

Top 10 Favorite Works of Fiction
1. To a God Unknown - John Steinbeck
2. The Palm-Wine Drinkard - Amos Tutuola
3. Why Are We In Vietnam? - Norman Mailer
4. Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
5. Frankenstein - Mary Shelley
6. The Iceman Cometh - Eugene O'Neill
7. Blood Meridian - Cormac McCarthy
8. Salammbo - Gustave Flaubert
9. God Bless you, Mr. Rosewater - Kurt Vonnegut
10. The Assignment - Friedrich Durrenmatt
11. The Painted Bird - Jerky Kosinski

Top 10 Favorite Authors
1. Eugene O'Neill
2. Ambrose Beirce
3. Norman Mailer
4. Vladimir Nabokov
5. Gustave Flaubert
6. Cormac McCarthy
7. John Steinbeck
8. Aldous Huxley
9. Toni Morrison
10. J.D. Salinger

favorite literary quotes:
"And when it was early in the morning, I sent for forty kegs of palm-wine, after I had drunk it all, I started to investigate whereabouts was the lady." -Amos Tutuola, The Palm-Wine Drinkard
"Broke? You haven't the thirsty look of the impecunious. I'd judge you to be a plutocrat, your pockets stuffed with ill-gotten gains. Two or three dollars, at least. And don't think we will question how you got it." -Eugene O'Neill, The Iceman Cometh
"He lit the dining-room lamp, got out a cigar, and began pacing the room, ejaculating. Now and then he would argue with himself." -H.G. Wells, The Invisible Man
"He had the incongruity of common and elegant in which the habitually vulgar think they see the revelation of an eccentric existence, of the perturbations of sentiment, the tyrannies of art, and always a certain contempt for social conventions, that seduces or exasperates them" - G. Flaubert, Madame Bovary
"Let go of my dong, Shakespeare" - Norman Mailer, Why Are We in Vietnam?
"The belly is a demon. It doesn't remember how well you treated it yesterday; it'll cry out for more tomorrow." -Alexander Solzhenitsyn, One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich

favorite non-literary quotes:
"You can't imagine how many clothes you have to put on a girl when the sole purpose is to get them off" - John Steinbeck, in a letter to Graham Watson, 1956
"Don't hide behind the first letter like a f****t, say 'n****r' you stupid c**t" - Louis CK
"There is nothing worse in life than life itself" - Carolina Maria de Jesus
"We who are the spirits of the revolution, we will not fit in, we will not give in" - Larry Estridge
"It is the business of educated people to speak so that no-one may be able to tell in what country their childhood was passed" - A. Burrell
"Don't you know I'm good for you, girl" - Parliament, The Motor-Booty Affair

favorite songs:
1.everything by Warsaw Village band, because there is nothing sexier than a polish girl screaming into your ear. i would invade her country just to hear it.
2. All The Love In The World - Nine Inch Nails
3.The Nurse Who Loved Me - Failure
4. Diary of a Dope Fiend - Marilyn Manson
5, Frizzle Fry - Primus
6. Daily Routine - Animal Collective
7. The Motor-Booty Affair - Parliament
8. My Girls - Animal Collective
9. Coma Black - Marilyn Manson
10. Niggy Tardust - Saul Williams
11. White Trash - Marilyn Manson
12 Why I Don't Believe in God - Everclear
13. Holy S**t - Father John Misty
14. Good Riddance - Green Day
15. Glycerine - Bush
16. Two Princes - Spin Doctors
17. Target Audience - Marilyn Manson


Comments

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Posted 2 Months Ago


Don't you know how to check your DMs? I messaged you! Hello?!

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Posted 1 Year Ago


@Saumya thank you, sweetheart :)

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Posted 1 Year Ago


Lol...your status tho! :)
Its a Good one of its own kind😉

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Posted 1 Year Ago


Write more weird stories! :)

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Posted 2 Years Ago


@Andronicus garçon rules, smiles drool!

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Posted 2 Years Ago


You have an odd sense of humor! :)