MrJodie : Writing

Keep Portland Weird

Keep Portland Weird

A Poem by MrJodie


I wrote this for a local contest. My family thinks it's totally "commercial" but I liked it. I love this town.
Elusive

Elusive

A Poem by MrJodie


I keep hearing about the "ever elusive Great Americal Novel." It strikes me as tragic that anyone would even strive for that. Say what's r..
My saviour lives with me...

My saviour lives with me...

A Poem by MrJodie


I used to commute two hours, each way, to work. I wrote this driving into work one day. I guess the carbon monoxide fumes got to me. At least it's ..
Final Regret

Final Regret

A Poem by MrJodie


Ever wonder?
Bump & Grind

Bump & Grind

A Poem by MrJodie


Yeah, it happened.
Chuckle, snicker, guffaw, snort

Chuckle, snicker, guffaw, snort

A Poem by MrJodie


I needed something to laugh at. I found this in the lint filter in the dryer. Do you think it's real?
Ode To My Muse.

Ode To My Muse.

A Poem by MrJodie


If you only knew her the way that I do. BACK OFF, SHE'S MINE!
Writers Cafe Rant

Writers Cafe Rant

A Story by MrJodie


I'm apologizing now, because I'm about to upset you. I mean it. This is one serious tare.
Tear Up The Hills

Tear Up The Hills

A Story by MrJodie


I reformatted this for a contest for Urban Fiction... after being encouraged by a WC friend.
What's That Smell?

What\'s That Smell?

A Story by MrJodie


Boo. Gotcha, didn't I? Don't be scared, I'm harmless. Shh. Don't tell anyone.