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The
Dumbshit said to The Dumbass,
Are
you my daddy?
The
Dumbass said to The Dumbshit,
Yes
I am.
And
tears came to both th..
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The
Married Bachelor screamed to God,
Why
am I here with all the unbaptized babies?
God
said in reply,
I
am standing right here n..
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At
the Round Table,
a
conversation ensues.
Sir
Osis says to Sir Loin,
You’re
a side a beef.
Sir
Loin says to Sir Be..
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Bugs
Bunny said to his physician,
What’s
up Doc?
The
man replied,
Your
beta carotene levels are off the charts because your
..
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The
left hand said to the right hand,
I
see what you’re doing.
The
right hand said in reply,
At
least he can write with me...
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John
Fogerty asked the audience,
Who
will stop the rain?
An
audience member yelled back,
An
umbrella!
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Roger
Maris said to Bob Dylan,
aren’t
you a few years too late?
Bob
Dylan replied,
aren’t
you a few years too early?
..
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Eight said to Nine,I symbolize joy and fortune.Nine said to Eight,I symbolize everlasting luck.Michael Stipe said to both numbers,Together you represe..
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Origen
said to Celsus,
They
misspelled
my
name, and I
should
be the
center
of a grid.
Celsus
said in reply,
They
m..
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One
guy says derisively to the other,
Your
mom’s so ugly that genetics
was
never on your side.
The
other guy cracked him up..
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