Kenneth The Poet : Writing

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A fat guy’s toilet sweats on buffet night.
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All males have had three-way encounters before, and they always lie about it, because their partners are myself and I.
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Gods exist, they have always existed. Just record one of man’s best friends chasing a stick or a ball and then play the video ..
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Simon and Jonah both went to a bar, and found out that they were related.
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I saw a sidewinder on a winding sidewalk once, and I wondered why he didn’t he have legs to make his trip easier.
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I made some chops from pig once upon a time, and my teeth have ached ever since. A guy told me that was a rather ironic thing..
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Four tall, but really perverted men gangbanged a s**t some time ago. She had a child after that, and now he has ..
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I saw a guy once dancing around like a lunatic with a length of rounded cardboard in one hand and a piece of Porterhouse in the o..
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One Bartman sold a baseball to Matt Groening so he could be magically transported about three-hundred miles south to his state&rs..
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Coffee and Beer had a one-night stand in the Irish countryside a long time ago. Coffee called Beer and said she was expecting. ..