Kenneth The Poet : Writing

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I bought a Mercury from a dubious salesman and I had to go through chelation therapy.
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I had a Rob Roy with Rob Roy, and that was surreal.
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At one time, snakes could walk and talk and fight like knights, slaying dragons and saving damsels and all that jazz. ..
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Tom Collins handed me a glass and said, Take a drink of me. It’s pretty tasty. Talk about surreal.
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I was standing on an open field of battle in the fifteenth century, and a knight on horseback rode up to me and asked me if I was hav..
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If Martin Luther began the Reformation and he was lauded as hero by many after him, why didn’t they just crown him king? Was..
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If something is as queer as a three-dollar bill, and Fred Durst released an album called Three-Dollar Bill, doesn’t that ma..
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Have you ever wanted a sandwich made from fried junk e-mail?
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I saw a pine tree one time, and I was saddened to see no cuts of Porterhouse on it. Then I realized I was in a forest, not a ..
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This is not a song by Dave Matthews,but a random, supposedly satiricalthought penned by somebodyless talented than Dave Matthews.