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I
bought a Mercury
from
a dubious salesman
and
I had to go through
chelation
therapy.
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I
had a Rob Roy with Rob Roy,
and that was surreal.
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At
one time, snakes
could
walk and talk
and
fight like knights,
slaying
dragons and
saving
damsels and
all
that jazz.
..
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Tom
Collins handed me a glass and said,
Take
a drink of me. It’s pretty tasty.
Talk
about surreal.
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I
was standing on an open field of
battle
in the fifteenth century, and
a
knight on horseback rode up to me
and
asked me if I was hav..
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If
Martin Luther began the Reformation
and
he was lauded as hero by many after him,
why
didn’t they just crown him king?
Was..
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If
something is as queer as a
three-dollar
bill, and Fred Durst
released
an album called
Three-Dollar
Bill, doesn’t
that
ma..
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Have
you ever wanted
a
sandwich made from
fried
junk e-mail?
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I
saw a pine tree one time,
and
I was saddened to see
no
cuts of Porterhouse on it.
Then
I realized I was in a
forest,
not a ..
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This is not a song by Dave Matthews,but a random, supposedly satiricalthought penned by somebodyless talented than Dave Matthews.
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