Kenneth The Poet : Writing

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A Chapter by Kenneth The Poet


Imagine this, you live in a place wherethey make one of the tastiest andmost-consumed beveragesbut you have to drive atleast 20 miles out of the way j..
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The Vatican says that reproductioncannot be fucked with unless it's donein the missionary position and withinthe bonds of marriage.And yet they will f..
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A man wandered up to ahouse cat and asked it ifit suffers from pelvicinflammatory disease.To this day, he stilldoesn't understandwhy he was neverselec..
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Confucius says, a jealous brotherwho publishes an unauthorizedbiography of your life leavesyou as the butt of everyphilosophical jokeever conceived.
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If they only come one to a package,why are they called Twinkies?
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South Dakota's license plates are inadequate mathematical expressions.
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Every fetus's greatest ambitionis to be the next Pele or David Beckham.
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This chapter is not about a pop song.
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Irony is the first mosquein the United Statesbeing built over oneof the most actively-tappedoilfields in recent times.
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A Chapter by Kenneth The Poet


Irony is the abbreviation for the rather nihilistic phrase "f**k everything"still implies principles of chemistry.