Kenneth The Poet : Writing

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A Chapter by Kenneth The Poet


Ever heard the phrase,"I don't give a flying f**k!"Have you actually seena flying f**k?I've seen flies f**k,but I've not seen f**k fly.I've not seen f..
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A Chapter by Kenneth The Poet


Food for thought:It's a whole newdimension of strangewhen your farmingvehicles can outmuscleyour ground-basedwar machines.
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A Chapter by Kenneth The Poet


What would the rapper Nelly sayabout say number one pencils?Nobody remembers those in additionto not remembering number three pencils.
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A Chapter by Kenneth The Poet


Merlot and Asiago were war buddiesand they met up after fifty yearsand they cried and cried, thinkingthe other had perished.Talk about an idiom person..
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A Chapter by Kenneth The Poet


A Chinese company decided to makefortune cookies containing randomizedsix-digit codes.They and their customers wereperpetually in the red.
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A Chapter by Kenneth The Poet


A bunch of trench-coated pervertsin the Big Apple tried suing GeorgeSteinbrenner for libel, slander andeven theft.Even today, the case is still pendin..
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A Chapter by Kenneth The Poet


Some fraternities use mathematicalnotation without realizing it.At one university, somebody wrotethe triangular number formula inblack spray paint nex..
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A Chapter by Kenneth The Poet


Marcus Mumford probably went backin time and succesfully impregnated afew different women.
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A Chapter by Kenneth The Poet


Christian atheism is a dumbass whoseface needs a certain kind of acne medication.
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A Chapter by Kenneth The Poet


If God truly blessed Texas,why does Austin have anatheist community andwhy do North Texas andHouston have churchesdedicated to freethought?