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One day, a man's wife askedhim to get the mail.He didn't return for an hour.When he came back, he had a rent boy that could pass as an Enrique Iglesia..
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Are all expatriates really ex-patriots?And are all ex-patriots really expatriates?Just ask Fred Phelps about the second one.
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Let's assume it's the future and Jimmy Fallon started losing hisfunny edge, and so for the finalbroadcast of his late-night talkshow, he would imitate..
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If you ever have a garage salein the future, never sell yourused spoons to an anorexic-looking man who hasn't sleptin weeks.
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I went to a baseball gamerecently, and there werea bunch of fans in thestands.It was really windythat day.
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Men call their genitalia “junk” on occasion. Did this become popular after Lorena Bobbitt threw her husband’s unit into a field like..
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It is said...24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, coincidence?How about one for this day?19 terrorists attacking USA, 19 holes in a commercial sink ..
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everyday I see them... the electrical outlets in the wall... and I can't tell what theiremotional reactions are?are they depressed, angry, scared even..
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to the untrained eye, a musical for television,film or stage looks likea cohesive, thoroughproduction.in all honesty,it's a random seriesof musical fl..
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The next time you watch Adult Swim,thank Beck for inspiring those kitschy,faux-dated bumpers you see.
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