Kenneth The Poet : Writing

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A Chapter by Kenneth The Poet


Cher's legacy has the lifespan of a cockroach species.Cher Lloyd's legacyhas the lifespan ofa single one.
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christmas is a holidayof many hues, just likejoseph's technicolor dream.red symbolizes the bloodspilled as the debris ripsinto human flesh withfanatic..
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#146

A Chapter by Kenneth The Poet


once, I dressed up orangesin naval garb and nobody got it.
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A Chapter by Kenneth The Poet


have you ever sat on the toiletand noticed patterns in the flooring?
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have you ever played whack-a-molewith the sinks in a Wal-Mart bathroom?
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one time, I sat down,went and had no roll,so insert own punchline here.
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negative nancy and negative nellyhad a menage a trois with negative nedand the intense orgasm had by allcreated a black hole that swallowedthe whole o..
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Chris Rock probably suffers fromwriter's block on occasionHe came up with a lyric andfailed to finish it..."On the first day of welfare,my true love g..
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an alcohol-based hand sanitizerwith vitamin E moisturizer is asubmarine with a screen door hatch
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A Chapter by Kenneth The Poet


a man was paid fifty bucksa time to have a hose shovedup his a*s so hamburgers andsteaks could be grilledturns out he was the onlysource of natural ga..