Kenneth The Poet : Writing

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once upon a time,a guy spanked hismonkey and themonkey bit himturns out thisvery monkeytransmitted thekiller HIV strainto his owner andboth were deadw..
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If a man must break up with hissignificant other, then he mustprovide her with a gallon ofher favorite ice cream, a boxof Kleenex and a Blu-Ray copyof..
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Why aren't Uniball penscalled half-eunuch pens?
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A deep cooking pan fromthe Far East grew legs andsauntered away
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If soccer balls were dogs, they would be Dalmatians.
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pissing and moaningwe've all done it at some point in our livesit's likely that both genders do it after he or shehas driven 300 miles non-stop fuled ..
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Adult coloring books are all the rage right now.I wouldn't waste the money honestly because thebathroom has all the coloring pages I would need.Too ba..
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If you spell the place where you burn forever, you'll notice that it contains two male hockey sticks.
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The next time somebody tells youthat they are bored, ask them if theyare oak, elm, ash or game.
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So I had a random thoughtabout movie westerns today...Quentin Tarantino made awell-received original filmcalled The Hateful EightAntoine Fuqua made aw..