******RP CURVE Forum The Ancient Temple of the 7 He..

As the guest walk in from dreary travel, they will be reminded to wipe thier feet.

(In general, Slapstick at its finest.  I like serious stuff, really I do, but when people visits the Shrine of the 7 Headed Cow chaos manifests.  The cow grants eternal milk, and a 20% more penis or bust size.  Upon walking in, make your prayers to the statue of the 7 Headed One.  From silly mythos, to insperational motivational.  I wish only to share this temple to those who speak loudly toward the cow.  This may mean for or agianst, or you just want to get something of your chest, like the rash.)

After wiping his feet, the Acolyte of the 7th Head walks in.  Fallowing the averagelly long corridor, He heads to the statue of the 7 Headed One.  "It's made of Cream Cheese," he said as he grabs a small piece of the utter.  "I raise upon thee, as a whole, the troubles and burden of the world.  Now I know you did not ask for this, but I could give a s**t.  Here is your chance to shine.  So help people already."

The Acolyte then kneels pationatly for his first victum, I mean confessor.