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Re: Breakfast for Mr Ketchup or perhaps fireworks instead

11 Years Ago


KETCHUP...
Sunday morning and the sun shone ever so brightly.
Mr Ketchup appeared to be busy tidying up the left
over dishes from the night before. Haggis was busy
cooking breakfast the smell of bacon sizzling in
the frying pan and a half of dozen eggs cooking
in the other pan it almost sounded like fireworks
taken off in the air.
Neaps can you keep an eye on the toast and butter four
slices, and leave one plain?
Well you should of seen Mr Ketchup face
He almost fell off his chair with laughter.
What is so funny "said" Haggis.
You: I never knew that cooking eggs sounded like
they where about to explode.
Neaps began to giggle loudly.


Meanwhile haggis returned to the table and served up
the breakfast.
As they were about to eat their food more fireworks
seemed to be taken off.
Haggis you have left the frying pan on and forgot
to put the gas off?
Quickly the pan has caught fire.
Neaps leaped off his seat and grabbed the fire extinguisher.
and pulled off the cap and whoops the foam just sprinkled
everywhere all over the floor the cooker and O dear
even on Mr ketchup breakfast and all the rest.
O FIDDLE STICKS I WAS SO LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT.
O dear nothing went right for poor old Mr Ketchup..


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Re: Breakfast for Mr Ketcup or perhaps fireworks instead

11 Years Ago


Originally posted by ROSALIND
KETCHUP...
Sunday morning and the sun shone ever so brightly.
Mr Ketchup appeared to be busy tidying up the left
over dishes from the night before. Haggis was busy
cooking breakfast the smell of bacon sizzling in
the frying pan and a half of dozen eggs cooking
in the other pan it almost sounded like fireworks
taken off in the air.
Neaps can you keep an eye on the toast and butter four
slices, and leave one plain?
Well you should of seen Mr Ketchup face
He almost fell off his chair with laughter.
What is so funny "said" Haggis.
You: I never knew that cooking eggs sounded like
they where about to explode.
Neaps began to giggle loudly.


Meanwhile haggis returned to the table and served up
the breakfast.
As they were about to eat their food more fireworks
seemed to be taken off.
Haggis you have left the frying pan on and forgot
to put the gas off?
Quickly the pan has caught fire.
Neaps leaped off his seat and grabbed the fire extinguisher.
and pulled off the cap and whoops the foam just sprinkled
everywhere all over the floor the cooker and O dear
even on Mr ketchup breakfast and all the rest.
O FIDDLE STICKS I WAS SO LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT.
O dear nothing went right for poor old Mr Ketchup..



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