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Joke of the day

7 Years Ago

**RESULT OF CHANGING THE JOB: A passenger touched the taxi driver on the shoulder to ask him to stop. The driver screamed, lost control, nearly hit a bus, went up on the foot path, & smashed against a wall. Then the driver said: Don't you everdo that again, you scared me! The passenger asked: How did a little touch scare u so much? Driver replied,Its my first day as a taxi driver. I've been driving a van carrying Dead Bodies for the last 25 year.