I'ma Be Down With The Clown! Forum Welcome One and All to the Sho..

I just wanted to take this opportunity to say hello and welcome to all of you who want to join this fun, and very laughable group of writers. I've started up this group with the hopes of attracting those of you who love to write, read, or just thoroughly enjoy great, funny material. I hope we can discuss each other's works, have a laugh or two, heck, I don't care if we just want to trade our latest jokes to one another, I created this site so we could have lots of these..> ::biggrin:: and lots of these...> ::smile:: and more of these....> ::tongue:: , but absolutely non of these...> ::sad:: ! I figure we could all use more laughter in our daily lives, it's healthy for us at least, and it might just keep us sane.

Thanks Jess for the invite! I look forward to some laughs! I always need them. Here's one I can think of off the top of my head.....

When my stepdaughter Tessa was four, one night she was sleepwalking and around 3am she came stumbling into our bedroom....it was around 3am, blackened night, and she flips on the bedroom light, her eyes still closed, wakes my husband and me up of course with the glare....we sit up - freaked out - only to watch her walk to the end of our bed, drop her pj's and pee on our floor...her eyes still closed....

it was so funny, we just laughed and put her back in bed.....

cheers! thanks for making me smile today! I look forward to hangin with the group!

Jess,

Thanks for the invite. I am always up for some good laughs. It will be interesting to see if anyone else thinks I am funny other than me.

-MDK

Hey, thanks for the invite! ::happy:: How did you know i was silly? ::tongue:: Hopefully, I can make someone have a laugh or two..if not, i can just laugh at myself as i usually do ::biggrin:: Thanks for thinking of me!

thanks for the invite, and I agree...everyone needs some laughter in their lives.

Hmmm... everyone else seems to have been 'invited'. Hope I'm not crashing this party. Just looking for a good time without copying numbers off the bathroom wall, so here's hoping I don't get kicked out like I usually do at parties and social gatheings!

I know that I invited a lot of people to the group, but you are very welcome to be here. I don't turn away friends:) As long as you laugh, you are always welcome among us, oh and by the way-Hi, I'm Jess ::biggrin:: !

These two guys walked into a bar. This was really stupid 'cause you'd think the second one would have ducked. ::biggrin::

Thanks for the invite to the group. Looks like it'll be fun.

Hi, Jess. I'm M. Very nice to meet you, and thanks for not throwing me out into the cold, dark, unfunny world. I'm looking forward to reading everyone's work, and posting my own, of course, because I'm selfish.

I'm not sure, but I posted something in another group, and it appeared here as well as there. It's not funny...ignore it. No, wait. Don't ignore it--but it's not funny at all.

Two Nuns walk into a Bar,
The Priest Ducks.
The Bartender says, "We don't serve Jews here."
The Nuns say, "That's alright, who wants to eat Jews?"
The Priest says, "I am George W. Bush!"

What, you don't like political humor?

JB

Oh, and thanks for the invitation!

what a great idea for a group. we all need a few more laughs and chuckles in our life and I certainly need some in my poetry. can't wait to write something. thanks Jess ::drool::

Well, I would first just like to say....

Wait, that sounded to formal, didn't it? lol

Hey, I'm just glad you all are digging this group. Really, muck it up, that's what we're here to do.

Jonboy, any joke regarding, or making fun of our Pres. Bush, is ok in my book, hell, I even promote them myself. Sometimes, especially when he's on TV, for some reason he just ends up looking like a dumbass. ::smile::

Pat, good joke about the bar one, I've heard it before, and you know what? They never get old and I never get tired of them. ::biggrin::

Also, Mesa, about that sleepwalking story, very funny, I know all the well what it feels like.lol I've had a few incidents myself. Not seeing ppl in the act of sleepwalking, but being a sleepwalker myself. One time, my mom and dad said they woke up one morning to find me sitting in front of the TV with the remote in my hand, and the front door was wide open...it could have been open all night long for all they knew!lol (Btw, I was watching the TV with my eyes closed of course, how funny is that?)lol

Oh, and here's a couple of jokes I thought of off the top of my head, of course I'm sure you've all heard them before ::mad:: ....

Q: "How do you drive a Pollock insane?" (Or insert any kind of person you want there.)

A: "Put him in a round room and tell him to go s**t in the corner."

"A guy walks into a bar and sees that the bartender keeps a horse tied right up to the bar. He asks him, "Hey, how come you've got that horse tied up over there?" The bartender replies, "You see that jar of money sitting over there by that horse? If you can make that horse laugh without stopping, I'll give you that whole jar of money." So, our fellow walks up to the horse and whispers in his ear, then walks out, taking his jar of money with him. The horse can't stop laughing.

A week later the same man goes into the same bar as before and sees that the horse is still laughing. The bartender asks, "That horse has been laughing this whole week straight, what in the world did you whisper to him?" The man replied, "That's simple, I just told him my dick was bigger than his."
"Oh," The bartender said, "well, do you think you can get him to shut up? All his laughing has been driving me crazy!" "Ok" The man agreed. He walked over to the horse again, and after a few seconds, begun to walk out of the bar. The horse stood there dumbstruck, and not laughing at all. "What did you tell him this time?" The bartender questioned the man. "Nothing." The man said. "I just showed him."

Ahh, penis jokes. The cornerstone of every conversation worth having.

There was a problem with sexual impropriety at a convent, so the Mother Superior decided that she knew how to get to the bottom of the issue at hand.
At dinner that night, she made an announcement:
�Sisters, we have discovered a new case of Gonorrhea here at the convent.�
A 90 year old nun exclaimed, �Praise the Holy Mother!!, I was getting sick of the Chardonnay!�

Damn straight Fox!
One of these days I'll bust out some vagina jokes and we'll officially get the ball rolling! ::drool:: lol