Lyrical Lounge Forum Spadoni Vs. Chaz

BATTLE RAP

PJ Spadoni
Vs.
Chaz Simms

Deadline for first submission: Thursday, February 15th. Submissions may be posted sooner.

Deadline for retaliation piece: Friday, February 16th.

Voting begins Thursday, or when the submissions are entered in the forum. Voting deadline is Saturday, February 17th.

Winners will be declared Sunday, February 18th.

haha, this is gunna be fun yo

ok ok
ima drop this one off at the bus stop
jump off the short bus known as the kid who f***s his pops
haha
chaz you're a f****n joke,
ill cut ya throat and make bacon outta the strips
you're faking you f****n coward, show your face and get dissed man
im throwing half-a*s lines and half-a*s writer
you ain't an emcee until your raps get much tighter
im like a heart attack
you'll catch me in a minute, if i keep spitting at the same speed
you're s**t is rediculous
you saw the battle room and tried to get in?
whats the difference, you tried to walk inside the forum but couldn't fit in
physically, i dismantle you like lego blocks, ill turn you even more yellow
you lame mother f****r, you take more shots to the hole than carmello
you won't catch this walking waste of space running from something
cept its from me, told pinnocio to lie and bent over in front of him
this dummy really thinks his legs can support mine and his weight
you'll stand for seconds and buckle to your knees' dismay
i risk my name putting you on blast to the web
as the only n***a to lose respect when for starters he didn't have no cred
you're brain dead kid, plead the fif and spilt for 'sisco
and meet some more n****s that can appreciate broom sticks and crisco
f****n f****t, ill choke you till you convulse
body pulses and muscles jolt,
get him off the ground before he puts a hole in it
i spit 50 bars so i won't have to repeat s**t
can't rub my last win in chaz's face for fear that he'll eat it
you can't bite my s**t chaz,
you get carried away and gnaw urself into and big pun sized asthma attack
you the emcee who raps in a sofa
that the venue places on the stage so your a*s won't have a stroke of
gods grace is the only way this n****s taking home a W
when all the kids were tasting paste, he ate the whole tub of glue
im not f****n wit u, u my fam,
but ill disintegrate any scam artist preventing me from being champ n***a
you could spit 16 on who i am, how i act gay and how i work at target
you are the bulleye n***a, another dead rap artist on the boulevard,
they call me the hardest, you get exhausted ready my verse
pausing in between curse words, you know who's finishing first
ya know

Ummmmmmmm..............ok................let me say OUCH. ::suprised::

Where's Chaz?

now perry its really funny but u have no room to talk
If the street was segragated which side would u walk
Ur a mix between limp bizkit and lets say 50 cent
Poor a*s n***a go in city park and pitch you a tent
Wait dont u work at target well i'll make u my target
Your run was nice but its time to take your car and park it
Workin like a slave
for less than minamum wage
Perry you a house n***a battlin me out ya cottin pickin mind
Go stock some shelves or sumtin cause this battle is mine
I dont know what to call you, honkey b***h or a jigga boo
First off figga out what your race is, and ill get back at you
You a fable n***a, call you stupid a*s a Perry-Winckle
Workin in the seasonal section in target, Go re-stock the V day sprinkles
Wiat hold up, You got the first name of a slave, last name of a slave owner
So im guessin that yout great great granpa owned your great great granmother
So they had sex and a couple decades later heres perry
N***a go back home and pick cotton on that little house on the prerrie
Your winning records about to disappear you little ferry
Your gonna be the next reason when they see vs. Chaz, n****s gon be scary
So lets review that fact, Racially confused, Works at target, And dresses like sherlock holmes
Dates a whole lot of ugly white girls, and survives in college off a couple student loans
Perry, you life is involved with more bull s**t than a matador
And your rhymes might sting a little but their mostly bores
So perry stop typin put the mic down, continue working for low wages
Try to keep up at delgado, chaz beat perry and a no name, this chapter is done time to trun the pages

My votes for Chaz. He had more punchlines, instead of just blatant insults.

Chaz had more metaphors not really punches, but Perry had some fire insults...

its a close battle, and both had some original lines, given Perry targeted the other dudes weight, and that s**t is real basic, but he did it with some satire...

Chaz had some clever lines though, and the route he took was brutal...

both verses werent as consistant as i thought they would be, but i liked how Perry started off

my vote goes to Perry...

my vote goes ta chaz

lol honestly, chigga, i would rather lose to you than any of these other n****s. holla to that DYR. we in the buildin

Both were good, but I'm going to have to go with Chaz on this one. He lines were tighter and WAY below the belt.

the only reason these slack jaws voted for for chaz is cuz they didn't wanna battle me
both mines and your raps could be considered battery, cepted yours was slathered with butter
and mines was aggrivated
i annotated your verse into thfour short words, i got a job
you're a slob and you commented on my race, good job, b***h!
you should award yourself a condom
and f**k your whole approach, bring your insults back to where you found em
your s**t;s elementary, if im sherlock your watson
im a teach your how to detect a penis from a dachtsun
you betta check that clock, your time has gone and passed
its not a good battle rap if your opponent laugh,
are you a f****n a*s? cuz i got juggernaut punch power
hit you where it hurts have you begging for your lunch hour
and honestly if i lost to you kid, its politics
cuz you're a chuckhead, and this porch n***a here is dead serious
ill rape your mind state, f**k up your head
make you think you got a writers block when you're in all honesty brain dead
you can't touch me on some racist s**t, you f****n big a*s biggot
cuz in this case, the man throwin stones is just as red bone as the other n***a
you the only f****n target on my radar, you blimp of a blip
you twenty clicks south, ill bump into if i took two steps
preserve the rep you got now, cuz your whole hype is worthless
"yea i took out pj in one round" and show em the first two verses
voters hounding me on some lyrical s**t
when they don't recall that im entralled in the figurative and interesting
this other n***a drops posts like number two product
you dirty sanchez, s**t mustache, rewind to the day your s**t of a mom got knocked up
im the doctor that almost offed ya, whne you were still in the uterus
almost a coffin
i seen your calibur and type of attacks quite often
i can lift 500 hundred, ill twist your spine like barspins
ill blow ya mind like darwin, chaz is still stuck in the ape form
day born, every day preceeding gleeful to see the next morning
cuz even chaz saw this freight train trucking
im that f*****g locomotive your parents told you retarded a*s about
chaz i keep on coming
i could diss you for forever kid, out of respect ill leave this rap at
your just as half black as me, i got cash, your a f*g, and i hope a car hit your fat a*s

Aye, it's getting merciless in here! LOL!

First round was close......these things are getting hard to judge.

I'll wait to see Chaz's second drop.

my first vote goes to chaz...i'm waiting on the retaliation

chaz got da first round/pj do what you do boy

pj's retaliation was hillarious.

And the winner IMHO is.........Chaz in a cakewalk

before you go declaring winners, lest see the retaliation

chaz says he forfeits. pj scared him shitless

WHO DAT!!

2-0 mutha fuckazzz...who's next?

i don't think the WHO DAT thing should be your phrase cuz the saints didn't make it to the bowl...