The Comedy Club @ WritersCafe Forum Joke Thread

Place your jokes in this forum. Nothing nasty or racist tolerated, but a bit of smut is OK every so often!

ok ok.. here is a very lame joke that my dad told me the other day... it was funny b/c the way he told it.. lol


DAD "Today i killed 5 flies"
ME "Ok"
DAD " there were 3 male and 2 female"
ME " how did you know that"
DAD " 3 were on the beer and 2 were on the phone"



i figured this will start the joke thread.. lol..

lol... rontf :-)

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Quote for the day:

I never met Miss Right, but I met her sister, Miss Fortune.

I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange and blue.

The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

How to treat a woman. love her, honour her, cherish her, wine her, dine her, give her gifts, understand her, buy her flowers, make love to her.
How to handle a man. Turn up naked bring booze.