The Knight Writers Forum Daily Pun

What do you call a dinosaur that gouges out its eyes? An Oedipus Rex.

Dang It Jonah. I shoulda expected this.

How would you describe a vegetable that's only kind of cool? Rad-ish.

*facedesk* =___________= I don't know why I even come into this forum. ;P

How do cows get around? They Moo-ve

How do eggs greet each other?"Embr-yo dude."

What happens if you mix salmon with nutella? Salmonella

I-I-I am at a loss for words. Jonah, what evil magic is this page?!